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Old 02-11-2014, 06:48 PM   #1
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I got bored and didn't want to wait for my character to get registered, so this is just a thread for me to entertain myself with in the mean time. Jump in, cause a raucous, do whatever really, I just kinda wanna write. So here it goes...

"Batou, you fuckin' idiot." Huchaka shook Batou by his throat as he yelled in his face. They'd been friends ever since Batou became a Jounin, but not once had he ever laid his hands on him like this.

"Daddy no." Batou laughed as Huchaka shook him violently.

"You keep laughin' funny guy. Why did you do that?" Huchaka became animated as some mainstream over-popularized anime ninja in a lighthearted scene as he threw his hands about in the direction that the gang of really mother fucking scary mother fuckers were most likely coming from.

"Why not? There was only three of them. We always do things the easy way, is it terrible to do something a little out of character once in a while?" Batou ritualistically pounded on his chest, his arms, stomach, and thighs. As if this was no longer an assassination, but a championship match. In this corner...

"There you go, this is what you deserve." Huchaka turned and bolted, realizing he was going to need a bit more space to fight these guys properly. Or, he was just leaving Batou there in the thick of the woods by himself.

"Wow, this is unexpected." Batou exclaimed as not just three, but six of the big scary behemoths barreled out of the brush towards him. "Huchaka...you're going to miss out on some good stuff." The first gargantuan monster was already at Batou's feet, an enormous axe decorated with unique curvatures and design lifted high over his masked head. The man resembled an executioner, who wore the scariest demon mask that Batou had ever seen in his life. Ripped with ridiculous amounts of muscle and even with Batou being as tall as he was, he looked up to this guy.

"The fear of one's death is only mortal." There was a serpentine rasp in the man's voice as it echoed from behind his mask. Batou drew both arms back, his chest puffing out as his fists were loaded like cannonballs behind him, then he exploded. His chest shot back, and his fists burned through the sky like a rocket launching into space, and as they collided with the monster's chest, right before the axe came down on Batou's head, the man lost his balance and stumbled backwards a few steps.

"Wow, that was equally unexpected." And Batou turned and bolted in the same direction as Huchaka. Maybe this was a bad idea...
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Old 02-12-2014, 03:55 AM   #2
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He sat quietly at the tip of the tree, staring down at the world below him. Batou knew this was probably the worst predicament he's ever willingly put himself into. Forced up a tree like a seven foot tall cat, hoping he could come up with a solution for the hounds that were waiting to tear him apart below.

"This is ridiculous," Huchaka mumbled, "if you just followed the plan, we wouldn't be in a tree right now, we'd be standing over their dead bodies." Huchaka had to grit his teeth with every word, afraid that if he didn't his voice might start to rise uncontrollably.

"The view from up here is beautiful anyways. Shut up and enjoy it." Batou sarcastically replied. Although he himself wasn't enjoying the view, he felt Huchaka might as well of, if it'd shut him the hell up.

"There's one, he's drifting a little bit, we'll take him first. The way that we o-rig-in-all-y p-lanned." Huchaka stared holes in the side of Batou's head, but something told him he wasn't getting the point across quite yet.

"New situation, new plan." Batou said and smiled at Huchaka. Huchaka sighed. "We get down from this tree, I draw him a little further away from his buddies over there, then I throw an explosive go-stone in his face. As it explodes, you come in and slice open his neck. He bleeds a river and then we're finished. Sound good?"

"Oh, that's perfect," Huchaka said this with a blank expression draped onto his face, "except for the fact that there's five more Titans down there we have to figure out something to do with."

"You're the one with the fancy ninjutsu, burn the forest down if you have to." Batou pulled a few go-stones from his pocket and with a wink and a smile, he was gone. Racing down the length of the tree, and regrettably, Huchaka was right behind him. Even more regrettably, the Titan wasn't as dumb and stupid as Batou had hoped. At the bottom of their outpost, something had been waiting for them. To Batou's delight it wasn't another Titan, it was only a pack of vicious dogs. Waiting patiently for dinner to make its way down to them.

"Wow, these things shouldn't come off as unexpected at this point." Batou felt teeth sink into his bicep as he said this and if Huchaka had stayed up in that tree, Batou might have been dinner for those dogs right there. Good things dogs are allergic to fire, or at least don't care for it very much when they are set on it.
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Old 02-12-2014, 02:29 PM   #3
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There has never been a point in history where the general population enjoyed reading about dogs being sliced and diced and burnt to a crisp. So, without skipping over too much here, some stuff happened, Batou got bit in the arm, and the dogs were then slaughtered for their wrong-doings. That's about as quick and painless as that could be.

With all the commotion, the Titans had fixed their attention to Huchaka and Batou once more.

"You murdered our hounds." One of the Titans screamed. It seemed odd that these murderous off-worldly leviathans had developed an emotional connection to their dogs, but there have been stranger things in this world before.

"Huchaka, get ready..." Batou rolled the go-stone down his knuckles and the world seemed to slow down for them both. Batou dug his feet into the earth, the base for which all his actions jumped off from. The feeling of his toes grinding through blades of grass into the soft virgin dirt was his sign to go, and so off he went.

Batou pushed off his dug in foot, and a spray of dirt was left in his wake. With each step he took, chunks of the earth were torn asunder and threw up into the air behind him and all the Titan saw was a blur of color blip, blip, blip right under him. The Titan looked down, and Batou was already just another blip by that time. The blip let off an explosion, and the Titans mask burned red hot as the force of the fiery burst forced fragments of the demon's face into his own. Before he could holler and scream about how mangled his face was, and how badly it hurt, Huchaka drew his wakizashi across the giant's throat. The gaping flesh let open a flood, and there was only five more to go.
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